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One Direction

A British and Irish boy band that tends to cause sexual frustration and the world-wide explosion of ovaries. This band of pure sex was first put together by the judges of the X-Factor (Namely Simon Cowell) in the year 2010. After winning third place, (Rebecca Ferguson placing second and Matt Cardle first), they were signed with SiCo, the record deal of Simon Cowell. Their manager's name is Paul Higgins, who rather than being a body guard, is referred to as the babysitter by the Directioners.

One Direction has hit the world by storm, breaking records left and right.

All though some have girlfriends, the long-term ones so far being the gorgeous Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder, we are all fully aware that the boy's hearts belong to each other, and to no one else's. Here are the epic romances:
Larry Stylinson
Lirry
Narry
Zarry
Zouis
Lilo
Niam
Ziam
Ziall

The band members, apart from the boys of course, are Josh Devine, Dan Richards, Sandy Beales and Jon Shone.

Here are the members of One Direction from oldest to youngest:
Harry Styles - Cheshire, UK
Niall Horan - Mullingar, Ireland
Liam Payne - Wolverhampton, UK
Zayn Malik - Bradford, UK
Louis Tomlinson - Doncaster, UK
Directionator: One Direction's so gay.
Directioner: I know, I ship them so hard.
Directionator: They're stupid.
Directioner: I know, they're so silly.
Directionator: They can't sing, Niall is ugly, Louis is annoying, Harry has an ugly nose, Zayn is a terrorist, and Liam is useless.
Directioners world-wide: GTFO. HIDE YO' HUSBAND, HIDE YO' CHILDREN, HIDE YO' WIFE. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU.
by Larry Stylinson's Carrots October 24, 2012
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Directioner

Girls (mostly) who are completely consumed with One Direction. You insult that band and you get cussed out, hate hastags trending on twitter, called a Directionator, or killed. It takes complete obsession to be officially dubbed a Directioner. You can't just like their music or only like a few of them. They basically own twitter, and are either 100% against or for Zayn Malik.
"oh god, they're in the same country but i dont have tickets for #OTRA, Directioner problems,"

"Harry Styles' hands are the size of Texas."
by toria21 August 4, 2015
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Nection

The act of biting someones neck so gracefully you make them say "ooohhh daddy"
by Theawkwardpiza December 27, 2017
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directionally challenged

Elisa went the wrong way when going home, you could say she's directionally challenged
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Fifth Direction

A kick ass band. Nate Thompson, Bass Vocals, ..Dan Gwizdalski, Drums,...Mike Matela, giruar back up vocals
"Yo, Fifth Direction is the best Punk band EVER."
by Fifth Direction January 4, 2005
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one direction

a break (since One Direction are currently on break)
School is stressful, I really need a one direction
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One Direction

A British and Irish Boyband

With the members of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik Left the band on March 25, 2015

Albums: Up All Night (November 18, 2011), Take Me Home (Novemeber 9, 2012), Midnight Memories (November 25, 2013), FOUR (November 17, 2014) and Made In The A.M (November 13, 2015)
Person 1: BTS is the biggest boyband ever!!
Person 2: No, One Direction is

Person 1: That band is dead
Person 2: You're much more dead
by gemwle October 13, 2018
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