Skip to main content

wal-mart wolverine

A fan of the Michigan Wolverines who has absolutely no affiliation to the university. They, usually lacking a college education, tend to have low-end jobs and therefore buy their Michigan apparel from Wal-Mart. Using said goods, they inflate their own egos with the historical successes of the Michigan football team, mistakenly believing themselves to be better than any fans of Michigan's arch-rivals, Ohio State or Michigan State. Being that most of these fans have a college education, and have a much better job and life than the Michigan fan, they are in fact far more superior than this fan. When the Wolverines do poorly, this person's ego is destroyed to the point where their existence becomes so pitiful that they will never, ever get laid.
Steve is such a Wal-Mart Wolverine, he thinks he's better than my son, a MSU graduate.
by SpartanJB May 9, 2009
mugGet the wal-mart wolverine mug.

Marta

Puffalicous, fun to be around. Most awsome person you will ever meet. Usually has the most blondest hair. The best friend a person could have.She is a brace face that everyone loves. Has a great sense of humor. You are my gruffie and we're bffls. When you need her the most she is always there, and she'll make you laugh until your face hurts.
She is really blond she mist be a Marta.

I want a Marta
by rrarr and had February 13, 2013
mugGet the Marta mug.
Related Words

martalog

A martalog is an Romanian Word for a skinny dude.
Ce faci ba martalogule?
What is up, martalogule?
by Pulangura May 18, 2018
mugGet the martalog mug.

Wal-Mart Bingo

A variation of bingo, but instead of calling out letters/numbers, the caller describes things that can be seen at Wal-Mart, and the players cover squares on their cards if described scene is on a square.

Examples:

a poopy diaper in the parking lot

a 250 lb. 13 year old boy with his 350 lb. father and 450 lb. mother

an old man outside the store with an oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette

an infant wearing a Dale Earnhart t-shirt

a 30 year old woman with her pregnant 14 year old daughter

an obese white woman with 3 bi-racial kids

in the parking lot, a beat up 1981 van, out of which spills empty White Castle boxes when the door is opened

etc
by Woody Thomas March 13, 2010
mugGet the Wal-Mart Bingo mug.

Marta

A sweet girl who is attracts boys easily.Wants respect do herself and famliy.She has a rockin body and a gigantic booty.She is a girl you can kiss all day,prove that you love her or some other man will.
Marta is very educated.
by BCIS September 20, 2018
mugGet the Marta mug.

Fat Mart

Slang for a sheepshagger from the Highlands of Scotland.
"I heard a sheep went missing last night"

"It must have been the work of Fat Mart"
by Henny G January 6, 2008
mugGet the Fat Mart mug.

the full Martha

Term to describe a male as gay.
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!
Hey, is Richie the full Martha???? His apartment is fabulous!!!!
by kenpk November 9, 2006
mugGet the the full Martha mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email