monte carlo

A mobile billboard proclaiming "White trash on board!" Oddly, all Monte Carlo owners are unable to decipher this message, and instead beleive that is says "Really nice car." Yeah.

That old broad there is Sinndee. She's got leathery skin, reeks of bud light, listens to Whitesnake, and wears tapered leg stonewashed jeans. Cripes, she even drives a Monte Carlo too!

by Eazy989 June 11, 2006

post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.

Feel free to suggest improvements at today's post mortem meeting.

by liz_qa June 22, 2006

Morten

How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.

Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%

by Mortency Manager May 29, 2011

Martelle

The art of cock blocking one's self or failing to take an obvious hint with a member of the opposite gender

I was with a girl on the weekend but i totally did a Martelle

by Mwils May 2, 2014

martel dormitory

Archaic term used by jealous Rice Students to refer to Martel College, the ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.

I'm headed to Martel dormitory. HAHA Martel is not a college.

That's right, cuz we're your Daddy.

by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004

Moate

An insult to give someone who thinks that they are the best at everything, knows everything and that the rest of the world owes them for gracing the world with their presence.

1: Did that guy just win a gold metal
2: yes
1: well why is this other guy say that he is just a guy that got lucky?
2: ahh, he must be doing a Moate

by MITHMAN November 21, 2011

Martel

A racist black man. Typically rambles incoherently about non existent racial issues.

Eats a lot of ass and smokes crack.

Don't be a Martel.

by CjCIII September 10, 2018