Lesbian Mole

There are only 2 lesbian moles in existence. They can't stay above ground for long periods of time, but when they do they look like normal human girls fond of the same sex.

When they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. Once below ground they can only come to see the earth's surface while underneath special cardboard box pods will small slits in them to see through. Then they have to wait there for a while before re-exposing themselves to sunlight.
Lots of fun at parties and nightclubs. Keep the moles alive and feed them girls!!!

Lesbian Mole 1: I'm going to rape you when you turn 24

Lesbian Mole 2: Excellent.

Lesbian Mole by Can't Touch This 87 April 1, 2010

Fish-faced mole 

A slutty mole that often has her face in fish position (ie. sucking cock). Is big-breasted and resides in Marrickville.

Get off your knees and get us some chocolate, you fish-faced mole.

Fish-faced mole by Kylz August 4, 2004

Whack a Mole

Whack a mole is an exciting game that requires one male and at least three females. The females bend over with their pants at their knees, from this they proceed to pop turtle heads out of their assholes. As soon as a turtle head pops out the male is responsible for "whacking the mole" with his cock. This game is preferably done with freaky Asian girls.

Dude what did you do last night? Owe just played whack a mole with the chinese student association.

Whack a Mole by hans vienermen November 11, 2009

Enrique's Mole 

A sloppy circular shaped speck of shit plastered to the inside of the bowl given it's name due to its often striking resemblance to the mole that used to grace the right side of Spanish Pop singer Enrique Iglesias' face. (Too bad he got it removed). A man entering a bathroom to find an Enrique's mole down the toilet will often try to remove it from the bowl by directing his stream of piss at it.

Johnny - "Dude there's a piece of shit glued to the bowl in here that looks like Enrique's mole"

Richard - "Try and piss it off man!"

Enrique's Mole by Robert Graysmith August 27, 2007

anal muff mole 

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

anal muff mole by mtotheo February 1, 2005

whack-a-mole

A whack-a-mole consists of taking a huge mole (tobacco and weed in a bong bowl) and breathing the smoke into a balloon filled with whippit vapor (nitrous oxide) and inhaling/exhaling into the balloon until you're forced to breathe oxygen.

"Wow did you see that bro last night? Dude took too many whack-a-moles and yakked and then passed out....holy shit man."

whack-a-mole by winterfell August 23, 2011

Slag mole 

An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.

At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.

Slag mole by MichaelJC July 7, 2006