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Molest

When your uncle Charlie takes you down to the basement and makes you wear a leather Spider-Man mask with a zipper on the mouth.
Brad: I got molested.

Kyle: Lucky! My uncle never does anything with me.
by Mattie Z August 6, 2018
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Molester Moustache

A peach fuzz Moustache that is the only facial hair on the male, majority of the time they are on Mexicans/beaners.

I dont think black people can have them.
That beaner has the sickest molester moustache yet!
by dryicec02 December 28, 2005
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Modesto Christian

A Bible based school formed in 1962 in Modesto, CA. A great education, but sadly with a price of dealing with hypocrites throughout the faculty and students.
by jadedincalifornia May 15, 2009
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Hester the Molester

A nickname to make fun of a person with the last name "Hester"
You: "God, Hester. You're such a molester. HESTER THE MOLESTER"
by FreakyDeaky88 May 15, 2009
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Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.
Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!
by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008
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Mopest

A girl that is friends with a girl a lot younger than her and that's her only friend. They never mature and insult people that they don't like and are ignorant about anybody's personal lives.
"Hey Janet (8 yrs. old)." "Hey Marie (13 yrs. old".
Marie- This kid is trying to be friends with this cool kid in order to be cool but we really too ignorant to realize that he's trying to put his life back on track.
Janet- Lets gossip and talk to the kid's friends behind his back because we have nothing else to do.
Marie- Yeah and let's make sure we never mature enough to understand the true meaning of this.
Janet- I wouldn't be surprised if they all told us off and called us mopest(s).
Janet- Yes
by TheLimitationFighter July 14, 2011
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molesterbate

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.
After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.
by MarshN December 29, 2011
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