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A girl that is friends with a girl a lot younger than her and that's her only friend. They never mature and insult people that they don't like and are ignorant about anybody's personal lives.
"Hey Janet (8 yrs. old)." "Hey Marie (13 yrs. old".
Marie- This kid is trying to be friends with this cool kid in order to be cool but we really too ignorant to realize that he's trying to put his life back on track.
Janet- Lets gossip and talk to the kid's friends behind his back because we have nothing else to do.
Marie- Yeah and let's make sure we never mature enough to understand the true meaning of this.
Janet- I wouldn't be surprised if they all told us off and called us mopest(s).
Janet- Yes
Mopest by TheLimitationFighter July 14, 2011
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A girl who only hangs out with another girl and will always be an annoying little girl for the rest of her life. She usually is a bitch and a loser.
"I don't hang out with anyone else"- Mary
"Wow your such mopest"- Alexa
mopest by THEREALBOSE July 14, 2011
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Trout Molester 

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.
Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!
Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

Modest Pelican Gaming

Probably the greatest Battlefield and Hitman 2 youtuber. He also wants you to spread the good world of his channel by holding 100 people hostage on an airplane until everyone subscribes to his channel.
Please marry and have sex with a famous person and name the newborn baby Modest Pelican Gaming, because that would really help spread the good world of my channel.

mopstick 

A thirty round magazine for a semi automatic handgun
We bringing them mopsticks out to shoot up they block!
mopstick by Dontel21 March 30, 2016

child molestation

Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14.

For example, not all incidents of child molestation are perpetrated by pedophiles; sometimes the perpetrator has other motives for his or her actions and does not manifest an ongoing pattern of sexual attraction to children. Thus, not all child molestation is perpetrated by pedophiles, and not all pedophiles actually commit child molestation.

There is no single profile that accurately describes or accounts for all child molesters. There are many variables among individuals in terms of their personal characteristics, life experiences, criminal histories, and reasons for committing such offenses. One common misconception is that molested children grow up to become child molesters themselves. But, in fact, most childhood sexual abuse victims do not go on to become perpetrators.
An adult who touches a child inappropriately for sexual gratification is an example of child molestation.

Modest pelican 

A legendary YouTuber with over 1 million subscribers and loves watching hot tub streams on Twitch
Stay hydrated 🥤 as modest pelican says
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