melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018

Melonite

Bad YouTuber who plays Minecraft. Has 1k subs and power has corrupted him. Has weird thumbnail and makes mouse noises. Only Minecraft youtubers like him

“Omg so groady, he must be a melonite”

“A Minecraft YouTuber? Mans he sounds like a melonite”

by Anonymous blob May 30, 2019

Melon Squad

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020

Melonophile

Someone who loves melons (the fruit) with great passion.

Notme: "I want to suck on that melon, mmmmm. that juicy melon, I just want to slide my tongue all over it and hump it and carve a hole in it to have sex with... MMMMMMMMMM"
Notmyfriendjake: "What the fuck man? Why are you such a melonophile"

by IDIDNOTHAVESEXWITHAMELON,OK October 30, 2020

melonmuncher420

the sexiest nigga alive!

do you follow melonmuncher420 on tiktok? damn you sexy as hell nigga!

by melonmuncher420 March 16, 2021

Melontonin cocktail

A drink consisting of crushed melontonin and a yogurt drink. This drink is given to children with sleeping disorders. Check with the child's doctor for correct dose. This is a drink I came up with since I had 4 children who had a hard time sleeping. The kids love this drink.

My daughter drinks a Melontonin Cocktail nightly.

by SK0320 March 2, 2021

Melon Lord

I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

Sokka: Watch it, Toph!
Toph: I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD

by sunnyday March 3, 2021