mullet

Any haircut that is short in the front, long in the back, and identified with certain regional and socio-economic norms. Usually worn by males, though not exclusively. In the USA, it is usually associated with lower education and/or income males, and often considered a sign of white trash, trailer trash or redneck status. However, in Canada, the mullet is simply known as the hockey haircut, and is a practical choice for those who play Canada's national sport because it allows the player to wear a helmet and keep his long hair.

"Whoa, check out that sweet mullet on buddy!"
"No kiddin', eh!"

by Jim Turner November 6, 2008

she mullet

A mullet on a woman. Found primarily in trailer parks and Wal Marts. Specimens are known to breed young mullet bearers (see also mullet farmer) and are commonly found toothless and shoeless. Also known as the Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Waterfall, Business in Front Party in Rear, etc...

Many redneck women like to rock a she mullet.

by inane February 26, 2005

manlet

A guy defending/taking side of a dumb third-wave-feminist.

“John is such a manlet. Did you see how he was protesting in a Male privilege rally?.

by HaduWek November 19, 2018

cut the mullet

Words of advice directed towards someone who possesses a mullet, made popular by legendary musician Wesley Willis.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you are sick of looking like an asshole. Cut the mullet!

by TheRabidRhino November 30, 2003

mullet

A popular 1980's hairstyle that working class people continued to wear into the 1990's and 2000's, the mullet makes the American middle class feel better about themselves by giving them something to look down on; though the average U.S. citizen has a negative net worth and lives in a fascist police state controlled by transnational corporations, he can take comfort in the fact that he at least has a trendy haircut like the people on the current TV shows, and not like the people on the old ones.

Who cares about the guy who lost his job when the company built a new plant in a country where there are no child labor laws? He wears a mullet!

by Emmanuel Goldsteine August 13, 2007

pube mullet

Slater from Saved by teh bell has one.. Head hair that relembles hair from your nether regions.. in mullet form.

Dude, Yolanda's pube mullet is OFF DA HOOK!!!

Ew, pube mullets are so hidious.

by Lisa January 25, 2005

mullet

Any hairstyle whereupon the top is shorter than the back, and said person wearing this hairstyle still thinks that quiet riot, whitesnake, cinderella, and all the other myriad of metal bands kick major ass. Addendum to definition: People with said hairstyle usually carry with them lifetime memberships to local respective strip clubs, and believe very firmly that Pabst Blue Ribbon is STILL the beer of choice, along with Budweiser.

ANY hard rock concert will definitely prove all that I have said.

by GraphicArtist2KForever January 17, 2004