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It's just like kidding, only cooler.
You suck, I'm just kiddin' bro.
kiddin' by wasomegay February 8, 2014
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means just kidding. other way to say just kiddin. Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.
Nikki- I f@#king hate your guts!!!!
Me- WTF?!?
Nikki- J kiddin!!!
j kiddin by NikkiandMoss January 21, 2010
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kimbap kidding 

Another term for are you joking
kimbap kidding by Mochimchi October 31, 2017

Judy kidding 

A variation of “just kidding.”
The name Judy comes from Judy Sheindlin, the no-nonsense judge from the American reality tv court show “Judge Judy”
When someone says they are “Judy kidding” they are actually completely serious.
Mikey: You have a booger on your face.
Ricky: Are you serious?
Mikey: Judy kidding.
Ricky: (wipes booger off face) Thanks dawg!
Judy kidding by jojoSlimmons June 16, 2016

script kiddie 

n. (Hacker Lingo) One who relies on premade exploit programs and files ("scripts") to conduct his hacking, and refuses to bother to learn how they work. The script kiddie flies in the face of all that the hacker subculture stands for - the pursuit of knowledge, respect for skills, and motivation to self-teach are just three of the hacker ideals that the script kiddie ignores. While anyone can be a script kiddie, generally they are teenagers who want the power of the hacker without the discipline or training involved. Obviously anyone who follows this route aspires to be a blackhat, but most refuse to even dignify them with this term; "blackhat" generally implies having skills of your own.
Other common terms for the ubiquitous script kiddie are lamer, llama, jackass, pre-pubescent ten-year-old, and of course the most unique, asshat.
script kiddie by progamer124 February 5, 2004
Word of the Day on October 22, 2024

Flip Kiddie 

Anyone who downloads a database off GitHub to their Flipper Zero to do their exploits, not caring to understand how it really works. Can also be called a script kiddie.
Man 1: Did you just see that guy turn on a TV, unlock a Honda, and change a gas station sign with that little toy?

Man 2: He just a flip kiddie man, let's go dunk his head in the toilet and give him a swirly.
Flip Kiddie by Smith039 April 24, 2023

That's the kiddie 

An expression to let someone know that they have finally understood or identified an object or concept.
Is this the phillips screwdriver you wanted.

Yes, that's the kiddie.
That's the kiddie by Ralph King February 4, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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