MacOS X

Better than Linux.

Yellow Dog Linux can't even hold a candle to MacOS X.

by BSD fan October 31, 2003

MacOS X

GREATEST FUCKING OPORATING SYSTEM EVER!!! Makes Windows XP look like dogshit... OH WAIT, IT IS!!!

Oh look... I made a Final Cut Pro movie on MacOS X and just downloaded tons of programs in less than 5 minutes. Oh yeah... and my computer didn't crash once! Whats that you say? You say Windows can't do this stuff? Pity... :D

by MMORGPEE October 24, 2005

malcolm

An amazing guy, nice, funny, so fucking attractive! All the girls love him, he is awesome, and just a plain out popular person.

Malcolm is just cool

by Malcolmc216 December 14, 2017

Malca

The feces on a Man's penis (or dildo) after anal sex.

After gay butt sex Jose proceded to give Noel ass to mouth only to swallow some malca from the tip of his erect penis.

by Malca November 9, 2016

Malcolm in the Middle

A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.

Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?

I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.

by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007

malcolm widener

a fat white guy who does not have sex with his girlfriend and sometimes acts gay

Hey, you just malcolm widener that bitch.

by Drakodelta January 29, 2015

Malcolm

He's kinda like a mess, little high little low, he's been bullied a bit. Has PTSD can be a nice guy. Always got his niggas backs. Always gives advice like an old man and acts kinda like one. But he can turn fucking nuts when people piss him off

Jansen :Bro, I failed maths

Malcolm: Don't worry bro, I get ya a drink on the house. You can definitely improve don't fret over it too much

Some random guy : Wanna fight?

Innocent kid:No..
Malcolm: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYNA DO YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLYING KIDS, PICK SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE

by Historynerd2004 November 26, 2018