Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Get the Mr. Softeemug. by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
Get the Mr Hartleymug. A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...
by GreenLivezMatter December 5, 2018
Get the Mrs. Velasquezmug. A sexy man who walks around Harrington Park New Jersey with his best friend Ron Jeremy hitting on girls and scoring chicks everyday. Also likes doing the Boggy fist pump with his Uncle Rodgers. His favorite words is raunchy and Fuck You Helaine
by Brian Bullion December 28, 2013
Get the Mr. Mochomug. a creepy ass bitch that uses the "ummmmmmmmmmmmm, no thanks" card. trys to teach the class when no one is listening then picks one kid out of the whole class and says "The whole class is trying to learn " then everyone starts laughing.
By Jerry
By Jerry
Im a Mr. Roseberg all the time and a fucking faggot and when my wife asks me to have sex i say no thanks. Mr roseberg is our teacher.
by Jerry Bish October 20, 2017
Get the Mr Rosebergmug. "Eugene Harold Krabs" better known as "Mr.Krabs" is a fictional character from the cartoon show- "Spongebob Squarepants"
He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.
He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.
He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.
He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.
He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.
He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.
Source- Spongebob Squarepants Episode- Born again Krabs
Example-
Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks
Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't
Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?
Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!
Flying Dutchman- 62 cents
Mr krabs- I'll take the money
Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)
Example-
Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks
Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't
Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?
Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!
Flying Dutchman- 62 cents
Mr krabs- I'll take the money
Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)
by SassySumeet414 December 4, 2022
Get the Mr krabsmug. A very cuddly and soft friend. You can always trust him for being supportive. He also helps you when you are sad or frustrated by rubbing his very soft ears.
by Youngsavage4 February 8, 2018
Get the mr elephantmug.