loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

Lonker

A very smart, cool, and amazing person. The opposite of a plonker.

“I gotta say, this guy is quite a lonker for knowing how to fix computers. It’s awesome.

by S4NGU1NE January 6, 2026

F'longer

A long period of time.

I haven't seen you in three months f'longer.

by MattG73 December 23, 2008

luey loafers

chief keefs word for shoes

in the song i love no thotties " now i got blood on my luey loafers"

by turnup cheif keef November 25, 2013

Turd Loafer

A name attitrubuted to a person or animal that is lazy, stupid, and smells purtrid(exceedingly gross).

Ex: You lazy bumb, you are such a turd loafer. Ex: Go take a shower, turd loafer.

by UnicornDeathTrap September 8, 2015

Canadian loafer

To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins

Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer

by Disco Moses July 9, 2016