Kindergoth

Little wannabe 'goth' kids, who are clearly too unintelligent to know that goth hasn't been cool since the early 1900's. They often claim to 'shit bats' and buy packages of balloons, but pick out only the black ones and throw away the rest. Baby goths. Ha, what a joke.

Ashley Todd, "I R SEW GAWTH!" This would be a prime example of the word, 'kindergoth'

by Daryl Kiera December 15, 2008

Kinder-bat

Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.

Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick.

by Gabby March 8, 2004

kindercops

people whose sole purpose on the internet is to make fun of teenagers, in particular gothic chat rooms. see kindergoth

shan was a kindercop WAY too long.

by zoey April 11, 2004

Kindell

A Kindell is the nicest, sweetest person to ever cross. She is hardworking and loves to plan. Full of innocence and motivation, Kindell always works hard to get what she desires. She is a popular, athletic girl and any guy would be lucky to have her. But he better watch out because Kindell has protective friends who watch over her.

Girl-“Woah, Kindell is so nice.”
Guy-“Yeah I know, I want to be with her”
Girl-“You better not hurt that angel!!”

by KizzyLou123 November 7, 2019

The Kindergartner

1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"

by genegine January 2, 2008

I Kinda Told Sofia

A process where you have to listen to your friend bitch and moan about his ex to another friend who also dated the same sawed off happy trail havin' girl.

So yeah uhh i kinda told sofia i have a boner but she won't let me stick it in her

by Annoyed Gamer October 3, 2011

Kindergender

While commonly defined as an LGBT term for pedophile, the term was actually concocted by 4chan's /pol/ board in order to make it seem like the LGBT/GSRM community harbors and encourages pedophilia, which is overwhelmingly not the case.

"Did you hear that LGBT people are trying to make pedophilia okay? They call it 'Kindergender'."
"No man, that was made up by 4chan. Being a pedophile doesn't make you LGBT, it just makes you in need of serious mental help."

by Cygnusomega October 7, 2020