laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.

Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!

by your other "friends" November 5, 2013

Fnf Kid

A Gen Alpha Kid Who Is Obsessed With The Game Friday Night Funkin, Has A Rather Dumb Personality, Watches Gametoons And Among Us Cringe Daily

A : My Brother Watches Alot Of Fnf Playthroughs, Its Getting Annoying
B : He's A Fnf Kid

by Orangu_Clan December 2, 2021

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018

Kid Krow

Kid Krow is Conan Gray's new album

Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: I'm listening to kid krow.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Leash Kid

A child, generally of a young age (but not limited to) which is fitted with a harness with a leash attached to it. It is used so the parent then can control the movability of the child. Leash kids are seen in many shapes and sizes, ranging from little children that run a muck to fat ones that destroy things.

Little girl: "Look at that kid mum, his on a leash"
Mum: "Shhhh, stop staring at the leash kid"

by score22 June 13, 2008

kids bop

the stupediest cd series ever. it has ruined some really good songs and making bad songs worse. its just another marketing scheme aimed at kids

person 1:my kid just got kids bop.
person2:why did you buy it for them

by kidsbophater August 4, 2004

Hallway Kid

A person who goes on habbo hotel every day, (an online hangout, much like yoville, only less explicit and more to do). Just to go to a public room named "The Hallway" These kids usually have no friends, and steal pictures from "scene kids". They usually talk pixelated bs, which entails talking about how you have no life, when in reality they're the ones who are on a pixelated box of a hotel 24/7. They all fight to be the most popular kid in the hallway. (Having the most online friends, and being liked the most, and spending the most of their life on habbo.) The most "original" hallway kids will have a username consisting of one word, for example: Definition, Example, Word, Tags, or something along those lines. The normal people that get on would have usernames like Username742 or -=Username=- Usually the hallway kids will make fun of people with these types of usernames. They talk like they haven't had an education, and they try to be leet. All they accomplish doing, is looking completely rediculous. Also, some of them skip school to be on this thing. Yeah. Oh and have I mentioned their all either, under 14 years old, do some type of drug, or are in college with nothing better to do than talk to 12 year olds?

Hallway Kid 1: h4y h0w r u 2day qt
Hallway Kid 2: o i am fyn just tryin 2 yell at these n00bs with their lam3 habbo namez
Hallway Kid 1: o m g u r s0 c0ol!11one! go look @ my new myspace pix
Hallway Kid 2: that lookz f4ke..

by Hallway Kid!!1one February 22, 2009