John Mcafee

A guy who didnt kill himself.

"hey did you know john mcafee didnt kill himself"

by Jxhdhehdjdj July 7, 2021

Comment John

Similar to and ironically the opposite of a comment whore. They will look at every aspect of your online profile and comment incessantly on your pictures and updates with "insights" that are basically meaningless.

Damn, Robert commented on my newest photo 0 minutes after posting. He must have no life. He is such a Comment John. I'm so sorry I gave in to his constant begging for me to add him on Facebook.

by simpnotlimp September 20, 2009

John Ohhh

From Arizona, John Ohhh (short for John O'Callaghan),
is an extremely attractive & sexy member of the male
gender who sings for the amazing pop-punk/ alternative band, The Maine.

At a Maine concert you will hear fans screaming "John OHHH!"

by ILTM CSWS April 1, 2009

John Gallagher Jr.

1) actor: Tony-Award winning stud muffin
2) singer/songwriter: lovely words and voice match his lovely face
3) super cute

I am so glad John Gallagher Jr. hasn't joined his old friends on Glee yet, so I can keep him all to myself

by powerfulaspretty November 13, 2010

John Michael

A pretty funny guy, superb music taste. Dry humored, thinks he is edgy but in reality he is actually just kinda insensitive .Always good to have one in your friend group, or just as a plus one.

"is that guy listening to Ballroom Blitz? What a John Michael!"

by coastruca May 13, 2018

John Paul Stevens

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!

by Stevensfan March 7, 2009

John Lennon

I would like to quote jockstrap...someone who posted earlier.

"He's really not that great.
John Lennon, what can be said, he's not that great, given way too much credit."

And I would like to respond with FUCK YOU!!!! LENNON RULES!!!

This post will be deleted in about 2 days because it "sucks"

by Sgt. Pepper March 12, 2005