Johann Presty 

This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.

Johann Presty is Really Stupid

Johann Presty by Jaynotgod July 27, 2020

Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

Johannes by yas54321 May 29, 2020

Johan 

A fat fuck who is in love with a girl name Leslie

I love Leslie she so hot but I'm too fat and ugly

Damn man your a johan

Johan by Breezy1234512 February 22, 2017

jhana 

A dog with only 1 ear and 7 legs
They also poop money.

My Jhana pooped money for me today.

jhana by John cena is dead November 21, 2017

Johanson 

A hot raw sexual encounter with a young male adult

cant believe you had Johanson last nite?

Johanson by 24strongbow March 18, 2011

Johann Bartendel 

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

Johann Bartendel by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

Johan James Carey

He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him

I’m in love with this Johan James Carey

Johan James Carey by Jacob Hiroshima March 30, 2022