instafuck

a term used for good smelling cologne that makes girls want to fuck the guy instantly

Matt's instafuck was so orgasmic that i wanted to fuck him the second i smelled him.

by sadie paradise January 13, 2008

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

Insta-Friends

When a person, not having real friend's make's them up. ie imaginary

Oh, look it's sarah, she has to make insta-Friends cause she's to much of freak to get real one's. Let's go laugh in her face.

by Fitz Bailey January 26, 2007

Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals

eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!

by SUzyQ May 12, 2014

insta-stink

When any person rips a fart in front of a fan (rotating preferred) while an unexpecting person in the room with you gets to enjoy that sweet sweet anal vapour, hence insta-stink cause it instantly stinks.

While laying in bed with our fan blowing on us I ripped a rather large fart and the insta-stink went up my girlfriend's nose. Who needs the old fashoned dutch oven when you can use this perfect odour enhancer.

by Devon & Susan June 18, 2006

Instagator

Someone who says negatives about an instagram all the time just to be a hater.

"She's too fat!"

"You Instagator!"

by The Noob Messiah September 17, 2016

the instagator

usually the instagator perches in the rats nest. where he tries to bwe cocky by beating noobs at chess. the instagator (poo stain) likes to hurt you if you make fun of him. he loves to come in roasty.

When sitting on a skiing chairlift the instagator will bring the bar down with exessive force and yell "comin in roasty"

by xxcorruptxx12 January 18, 2011