The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
by suecra13 November 09, 2011
One of the two prominent stories by well-known authors from the Veritas, the flamers of the Percy Jackson community on Fanfiction. A story that has provides a new twist to the Percy Jackson ending in The Last Olympian, in which Percy has become a star-crossed lover with the majority of the male demigods he encounters. Full of slash and teen boy angst, it is becoming a popular term for gender confused Fanfiction authors.
Boy: "Did you see that new kid's story the other day, talk about a Second Chances."
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.
Girl: "He's really creepy, but that kind of thing gets me excited.
by Theia47 November 05, 2010
"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
by McRust December 04, 2008
*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!
by HungryNoobivore February 03, 2010
Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.
by eda-skip November 01, 2021
by warren November 27, 2002
A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.
by Jonny Shadow August 07, 2008