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Seed hose

A seed hose is a penis that shoots sperm
Your seed hose is very powerful.
Your seed hose is very full.
by Brad eichorn April 15, 2023
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Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute
Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”
by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025
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Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.
Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.
by Coggy8 October 6, 2022
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Slovakian fire hose

A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
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Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.
That stud is really a hose slinger.
by jacknut January 30, 2012
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Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop
Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
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the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.
mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!
by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012
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