Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.

person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em

by Da HOOk MAn December 10, 2009

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Hook bag

N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.

"That girl is a total hook bag!"

by Jjoe Dean March 04, 2009

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hook nose

derogatory statement to describe someone of the jewish faith or of semetic heritage. also see Kyke heebshylock yid

that hook nose has stiffed us out of every penny we have, lets smear his house with ham

by Tom Rowsell May 30, 2007

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Hook A Louie

Make a left hand turn.

When you get to the light, hook a louie and the club is on the right.

by Firedog August 31, 2008

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donkey hook

adj. term is used in the game of golf. when you have aproached your ball and swing wildly sending the ball on a 75-90 degree angle from where the ball was struck from.

mike said to bobby "keith sure donkey hooked the shit out of that one"

the only way your getting around that tree is to donkey hook it.

hey bobby what's up for the weekend? you wanna go donkey hooking?

by yomikey75 March 21, 2009

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