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Among soldiers in the 1970s, there was no such thing as a sky hook. It was a fictional item used to send rookies on a wild goose chase.
"Private, go over to Charlie Battery and ask them if they can lend yo ua sky hook."
by Tom from the Shore October 30, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1) In construction work, it is one of the initiation rites of passage given to all new apprentice workers, and thought to be very funny by senior workers in on the gag.
see also - rock stretcher, 68 volkswagen water pump, double pump conchitchilator with a two stage cadisafossil
The foreman just sent that new guy out to get the sky hooks, he'll be right back.
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
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A great way to keep the gullible people in playcrafters busy for a while.
"Hey, how can I get to the top to paint? Do I need a ladder?"

"Go get the skyhooks."

What an idiot.
by harrywalnuts69 November 08, 2010
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A sky hook is a fictional apparatus, the retrieval of which is demanded of newbie grocery store clerks as a kind of lighthearted hazing ritual. Often combined with bucket of steam.
Billy, go grab a sky hook and a bucket of steam and get started on those windows!
by murr2k March 22, 2009
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It's a sexual position where the girl is laying on her back and the man thrusts his penis into her mouth
He gave her the ole skyhook
by mikeylongballs May 28, 2009
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An invisible hook that is attached to the sky and hangs there.
When Spider-man is in the middle of nowhere and he shoots his web into the sky, although nothing appears to be there, it sticks to the skyhook and enables him to fly.
by edggy January 21, 2009
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