Skip to main content

captain hook

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?
by scurvytypeb May 4, 2022
mugGet the captain hookmug.

Pumpkin Hook

A variant on the standard wedgie when the waistband of the victim's underpants is pulled up so high, he has no alternative but to flip forward as he who executes the maneuver gives a 'helping push' in order to to encourage the best possible flip (the victim ideally completing a full roll after hitting the ground). The simultaneous pulling on the band of the underpants while pushing the victim forward is said to resemble a "hook"-like motion.

The "Pumpkin Hook" takes its name from the hamlet known as Pumpkin Hook in Farmington, NY (western Finger Lakes region of NY state; Ontario County). It is here whence maneuver originated and has been practiced, at least under this name.
1) No no, this wasn't just a run-of-the-mill wedgie...they gave that poor botard a full-blown Pumpkin Hook right there in front of the school while all the buses were loading. I felt pretty bad for the S.O.B.

2) It was all fun and games until he Pumpkin-Hooked his buddy and things turned ugly pretty fast.
by 14564 native son May 6, 2013
mugGet the Pumpkin Hookmug.

hook nose

derogatory statement to describe someone of the jewish faith or of semetic heritage. also see Kyke heebshylock yid
that hook nose has stiffed us out of every penny we have, lets smear his house with ham
by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007
mugGet the hook nosemug.

Hook A Louie

When you get to the light, hook a louie and the club is on the right.
by Firedog October 19, 2008
mugGet the Hook A Louiemug.

off the hook

basically, it means its great party.
That party was off the hook!

or
"Don't get cooked, stay off the hook" lolololololol
by Lolwhaddup January 15, 2019
mugGet the off the hookmug.

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them
Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking
by lolbird21 October 2, 2017
mugGet the Alabama Hookingmug.

dragon hooks

Thrown out before the weekend, Generally used to snag hood rat or ratchet women. Dragon hooks are also known to fail, As a result many are thrown.
- Tony "I gotta get laid this weekend"
- Vince "perhaps you should throw out a few dragon hooks"
by Leftyruggerio May 16, 2014
mugGet the dragon hooksmug.

Share this definition