Hippy Critical

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

hippie chrome

Colorado derived name for duct tape. Comes from hippies using duct tape to fix their VW buses, simulating chrome.

Hippie 1: Man, thes ski boots are old and leaking.

Hippie 2: Ah, just use some hippie chrome!

by AWP November 10, 2006

Determined Hippie

When an individual is so determined that not even a Scooby Snack will change his or her mind.

Max: "Dude please let me borrow your van!"
Derin: "Nuh uh man."
Max: "Come on, not even for a Scooby Snack?"
Derin: "Get out of my pad Max."
Max: "Sheesh, you're such a determined hippie dude."

by Santi's Apprentice August 19, 2014

Hippie Joe

Hardcore drinker and partier and pain in the ass.

a damn hippie joe showed up drunk at the wedding and left an upper decker in the church toilet.

by DemonDale2 February 8, 2010

prada hippie

Someone who eats organic, takes yoga, believes in meditation and oneness with Mother Earth, but drives a Hummer and likes to buy expensive leather handbags. The hypocrite of the granola generation. Vegan who likes to wear leather shoes.

"Did you see Sky's new ultra chic handbag. She is so prada hippie."

by Moe J January 1, 2008

hippie kit

Collection of paraphernalia used for the smoking of cannabis, e.g rizlas, roach, bag of weed, pipe screens and herb grinder. Usually kept in a baccy tin with some freaky magic mushroom based design on the front

Hey dude, skin up
Ok.....
....oh fuck I can't I forgot my hippie kit

by daily mail reader (obviously) October 31, 2004

hippie whore

usually girls, who dress and act like hippies.

signs of a hippie whore:wearing sleezy tye-dye outfits and thousand dollar boots that look like they got them at a thrift store. acting like a hippie-slutbasically. having sex with any guy, acting stoned when you aren't, taking "artistic bohemian" photos and posting them to make yourself seem more hippsterish.

sam p. is a hippie whore.

by elissawreckless December 16, 2008