Hamilton

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait

How does Hamilton the short-tempered
Protean creator of the Coast Guard
Founder of the New York Post
Ardently abuse his cab'net post
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks, to
The Adams administration
Jefferson's the runner-up
Which makes him the Vice President
Washington can't help you now
No more mister nice President
Adams fires Hamilton
Privately calls him "creole bastard" in his taunts
Say what?
Hamilton publishes his response
Sit down, John, you fat mother f*******
Hamilton is out of control
This is great he's out of power
He holds no office
And he just destroyed President John Adams
The only other significant member of his party
Hamilton is a host unto himself
As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat
Let's let him know what we know

by hiimfrench March 31, 2022

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Hamilton Hamster

my chonk boy

“Hamilton Hamster is Good!” “Yeah sir, i Agree!” “Hes wayyy better than Hank”

by AirbearTNT. July 8, 2022

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halmist

Basically a synonym for space; specifically, the spatial meaning of the word and used as a location for an item or person with temporarily unknown whereabouts but with a known existence.
Pronounced like Hall-mist.

"Where is Ryan?"
"The halmist."

"Where is my other shoe?"
"I left it in the halmist."

by Vipermoon June 17, 2023

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Hamilton Egg Salad

A phrase that only the smartest use, Hamilton egg salad can mean many things. The person who asks you, “do you agree with Hamilton egg salad?” Don’t be confused, cause the right answer is always googa or yes. But make sure the person who says this is ok and mentally stable.

“Hamilton egg salad.”
“What??”
“Hamilton. Egg. Salad.”

“What is a hamilton egg salad”
“When the ham or of the salad of Hamilton.”

by ARRGHHH September 9, 2023

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Dirty Hamil

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.

You commit a Dirty Hamil when your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.

by silent g June 5, 2013

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