Hamburglar

a stealer of meat, particularly ham

Grandson:good golly gee willakers flipidy dipidy doo grandpa my hamburger's gone

Grandpa:I think it was that there "Hamburglar" boy

*strange little man in a black and white costume with a cape running off into the distance*

by gank of america March 18, 2007

Hamburg

Abbreviation for "Hamburger," used almost exclusively in the United States Northeast, Central Atlantic, Ohio, and Michigan.

School Lunch Menu: Hamburg, Cheeseburg, Hash Browns, Fruit

by Bloho Jo January 20, 2013

Hamberder

Fast food burger served cold by dotard. Winning!

I served Clemsonchampionship team hamberders at the Whitehouse.

by amiJ January 15, 2019

Hamburger

Something you can order from McDonald’s

Something they have on there menu

Person 1: What do you sell here?
McDonald’s employee: hamburger

by Davidisntfunny May 28, 2019

The Hamburglar

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009

hamburgerman

Relic Comics would like to apologize for the fake definition of hamburgerman made earlier. We had nothing to do with that persons actions. Hamburgerman was invented by the-Coach. After creating it in sunday school, with several 1-3 panel shorts the-coach created Relic Co. And Relic studios is a part of that which now creates many comics, and more. We do not Think Urban dictionary should be used as a form of revenge. The individual who left the false definition earlier is a troubled, pathetic, girl, who jsut wanted attention and could not think of any ideas of her own. So thus they posted the false definition. Relic Co is not associated with her in anyway. Relic Co would like to ask urban dictionary to remove the false, incorrect, stolen definition, if that is possible. We do not want people to have the wrong information, nor let that individual get away with this stunt. here is the real story of Hamburgerman: In the year 2000 a terrorist was going to bomb mcdonalds, but when he decided to call off his terroristic life he had to stash the nukes. So he threw them away. All the food in the trash can came alive and became transformed. One of the hamburgers relized that he was givin his powers and he must use them to help mankind. But there are those who decided to use it to gain more power. Hamburgerman then began fighting the evil. After many dramatic battles he retired. But then a threat that was person to him, destroyed his life, the threat was in fact from the inside of the BSFU (bistanders stopping frequent uprisings). Hanmburgerman then had to go rogue. The series stopped there. But now Relic Studios and Relic Comics are working together to bring you a whole new hamburgerman experience. Hamburgerman the series.

Relic Co is an official orginization. The rights to all the characters, including hambugerman, is owned by Relic Co. Any other versions are un-official, and what is said them is completely false, they haev nothign to do with the story line, and are probably not as good.

Hamburgerman is the worlds greatest Super Hero.

by The-Coach August 16, 2006

Hamburger Uppercut

Defn 1: When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamburger an uppercut.

Defn 2: Maegan's Poon

When I left rotting raw hamburg in fron of Maegan's door, she knew it was because she was a dirty slut with a hamburger uppercut.

by Insane Preacher March 15, 2008