half expect

When you don't honestly believe something to be the case, but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.

My friend was so crazy, I half expected him to actually jump off the water tower into a tub of jello when the radio station offered him $10.

by David Fier May 25, 2007

Half Gib

Speaking negatively about other groups of people while drunk for only half of the night.

He pulled a "half gib" last night.

by jaime jaime August 26, 2006

halfaversary

The celebration of a half-year since something important occured.

Katherine: Oh my gosh, Doug, it's August 15th! We started dating on February 15th... do you know what that means?! Today is our halfaversary!
Doug: Oh, that's right. You're dumb, but happy halfaversary.

by Eillek Nagrom January 16, 2008

Half Leg

A Half Leg, is a massive shit that reaches the water without breaking.. Name derived from the size equivalent from the ankle to knee

May require scissors ..

Best place to do a half leg is hanging over the grand canyon or a bottomless pit

Caution: Never do a half leg in a plane or a construction site port-a-loo

oh my god, ive done a half leg!!!

by nomisen July 30, 2009

half-minded

When one's mind is half made up.

He had a half-minded plan to rob the bank but could not become fully vested in the plan because there were too many uncertainties in the scheme.

by Luddz June 27, 2015

Half Sour

A hot, sweaty, vinegary cock n' balls. Usually the post work out or hot, humid day kind.

I just got back from the gym and Sonja dropped my shorts and started sucking my cock. Guess she didn't mind the half sour.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Half Life 3

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.

1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019