you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017

ur stephen hawking docking

when two wheelie bois dock (sticking ones dick into the others) with one another .

bully: ur mum gay
you: ur stephen hawking docking
bully: *bully's dick instantly blows up*

by wheelie boi May 16, 2018

The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie

Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children

by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019

Non fiat having ass motherfucker

A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.

John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”

by Pseudo Gem April 13, 2021

you’re having a laugh

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.

Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”

by avochlo April 30, 2022

I love having big tits and doing crime

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

by NZJSJ October 25, 2023

stephen hawking

That guy they are always making fun of in cartoons.

Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".

Fry: No fair! I saw it first!

Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?

by Herr Finsternis January 16, 2008