Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 2, 2020

Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)

"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".

by Muraxesis June 10, 2020

Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin

mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!

by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020

Room Goblin

Someone who resides in their room 24/7 in utter darkness only coming out for food and water. Having hardly showered or washed their clothes i.e., a Discord Moderator

Jack: "Who lives in that room?"
Sam: "No one knows. Apparently he's a Room Goblin"

by Homielander March 5, 2023

Goblin Threeway

Woman on her period having a train ran on her by at least three sunburned ginger midgets.

Did you hear, Gina had a goblin threeway last night.

by Dark_Arcanine89 December 12, 2022

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.

Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.

by Raunchers November 3, 2019

Betrayal Goblin

And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.

Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.

by IceStormLily November 11, 2020