Gilf

acronym for giant I'd like to fuck.

Damn man, she's like, a foot taller than me, but she's so hot...total gilf man!

by Gabe Saladino December 28, 2005

gil2f

A Guy/Girl (usually used as guy) I'd Like 2 Fuck

wow that cindy sure is a gil2f

by Vincent69 July 27, 2005

gilbet

hopelessly akward college student with a severe skin condition. often spotting saying "i love college!".

Dude, did you see the thing coming out of the thing on Gilbet's head?

by jonatahn rodrri November 7, 2006

gilf

Gooch I'd like to finger

Wow you're mom has the greatest GILF

by daniel May 19, 2004

GILF

(n.) Governor I'd Like to Fuck; relative to party lines and gender. Generally restricted to describe the governor from Alaska.

Even though I'm voting for Obama, that Palin is such a GILF.

by Palin lover October 29, 2008

a justin gilbert

" a justin gilbert" is a person with very bad eyes with glasses that when he wears them are so fucking thick can see and stare down into your very soul but all in all he is a good bat

i have bad eyes i cant see that far haha atleast there not as bad as justin gilberts ..... whats up bat"a justin gilbert" your a true battle

by hahaha hehehe November 18, 2010

gilf

girlfriend i'd like to fuck

Keep your eyes off her. She's MY gilf.

Where u goin this weekend?
to some sleezy motel with my gilf.

I got lots of girlfriends, but only one gilf. All the others are ugly sluts with STDS

by Qweerdo May 13, 2005