Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

France

Quite a shit country innit

I went to France, i was forced to shove a croissant up my arse

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

Aph France

A cute French guy, who looks like a frog and smells like cheese, but he’s fuckable 😩🤤

I want aph France to fart on me 🤤

by Shy.shy.shy.sana July 28, 2021

Frances cooper

fran is the coolest amte, lives on oughtibridge in worcester.. lol.

wow, i love frans coat.

by he he January 7, 2005

France

A short person, who usually has glasses. They are chill to be with and are most likely 3 days older, therefore making them constantly shit on u for being younger. They also are very supportive and caring. They are overall the best friend to have, because of all the happiness that comes from them. Also u cant forgot about all the bad bitch energy that comes from them. They also barely eat and always give there food to others because they are too caring.

RANDOM KPOP MEMBER: "Damn who is that fine girl sitting at that bench?"
RANDOM GUY: "Oh that's France!"

by hershys November 22, 2021

France

Ahh... France... the home of Paris, the Eiffel Tower (which was at one point the tallest building in the world) the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre (not to be confused with the UAE Louvre) and many more architectural wonders. Its national day is July 14 (Bastille Day) which commemorates the 1789 storming of the Bastille, which was a pivotal event of the French Revolution. The French also have amazing cuisine, such as the baguette, fries (even though fries were invented in Belgium) the croissant (it has an ancestor from Austria called the kipferl), the pain au chocolat, the macaron, and many more. It also shares its fair share of football clubs, like Lyon, Marseille, Lille, and most notably, Paris Saint Germain. It has a rich and cultured history, from Gaul (Roman France), to the Carolingian Empire, (a well-known empire in the Early Medieval Times), to the Kingdom of France, to the First French Republic, to Napoleonic France, all the way to Modern France. The capital city of France is obviously Paris. However, despite winning Two World Wars, founding the European Union, with five other nations, being a permanent member of the United Nations, it still gets memed on for "Surrendering to Germany". Poor France. Doing all these wonderous achievements and still getting bullied by the internet.

Man, France is such a nice place

I know, right?

by ABeingThat'sSuperRandom October 10, 2025

France

A country that always surrender even though the military is very strong

Some guy from France: German tourists we surrender!

by Your Local FBI agent May 23, 2021