the flex

a texas hold em poker term for when a person gets dealt both a 6 and a 9

Why'd you fold the flex?!?

by jeff cortin June 11, 2006

Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019

Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)

"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."

by Ouimer June 9, 2009

Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

Flexin'

1.)To show off or showboat muscles or materialistic goods.
2.)To lie

1.) I can't stand Mike, he's always flexin his muscles.
2.) Jacob: I got a whip on 24's.

Tina: For real?

Jacob's friend: That dude flexin'. He has a used Geo.

by Sweetness7 August 26, 2009

flexing

fronting, bull shitting, lying

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!

by ipr0 June 16, 2009

Cunt Master Flex

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.

Get the fuck out of here cunt master flex.

by Nathan Dogg April 12, 2008