white girl's fantasy

Anonymous BBC; usually more than one at a time.

After spending 3 hours in the hotel room with Bubba, Ray-Ray and Leroy, Ashley had achieved every white girl's fantasy.

by pellis214 July 10, 2014

Fantasy Jizz

An online game that follows the success of the highly popular 'Fantasy Football.' Similar to Fantasy Football where players earn points for the amount of goals scored by their team members, players in Fantasy Jizz earn points depending on which female body part they ejaculate on. The more infuriating the chosen jizz location for the woman the more points earned.

Points system:
Tits - 100 points
Face - 150 points
Hair - 200 points
Eye - 250 points
Ass - 500 points

Fantasy Jizz seasons run monthly starting on the 1st of each month and ending on the last day. Players may choose to use the same slut throughout or may drop from the team and choose another due to injury or unavailability. A developing website that is soon to go international.

Dude . . that slag I banged last night earned me 1200 points on Fantasy Jizz . . ass, both eyes and hair. Don't think i'll call her again.

by Slut1200points December 18, 2012

Fantasy Guru

A person who devotes most of their day to monitoring, maintaining & improving fantasy sport squds. Usually involved in many different leagues having up to and including 50 different teams in different sports. Are never far from a computer and suscribe to many spoting magazines to track the performance of their players.

If you need any help with who should be your #1 fantasy pick, just ask Kevin, He is the Fantasy Guru

by Johan Wolfhuasen January 4, 2009

Final Fantasy 8 Fanboy

Mentally-handicapped and extraordinarily queer peebags who think that Final Fantasy VIII is godly. Their whole entire existence is spent as a fucking oxymoron, and they spend a large fraction of their sad life blogging about how OMG!amazing this worthless RPG is. Unfortunately, these colorless fruits ARE the equivalent of yaoi fangirls. That means disgusting fan art, fanfiction, and shit that does not appeal to anybody but them.

They can also be referred to as Romance-Cakes, or SquallPeeInYourFacePhunTimes.

How shit, Trey! Did you see that Final Fantasy 8 fanboy's art? I almost committed self-pwnage.

by Sknninja3433 May 1, 2010

Final Fantasy

What used to be a good game series on the Super Nintendo is now just a non-interactive FMV movie on the Playstation (tm) and a non-interactive 3D graphics show on the Playstation2. there was also a movie by the same name which came out in 2001, and that sucked so horribly that it almost put Squaresoft out of business (but it didn't, dammit).

Every Final Fantasy game after Final Fantasy 6 is an insult to the art of role-playing.

by Squaresoft can kiss my ass December 12, 2003

Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy is a game series that went down hill after the 6th installment. After that, basicly, it lost plot, and was only made for eye candy.

Some of the cutscenes fomr the 6th+ installments felt like they belonged in movies. Literally.

Now, this is how Final Fantasy goes..

INTRO -- > WALK AROUND FOR 2 SECONDS ---> CUTSCENE --> BOSS BATTLE --> WALK AROUND FOR 50 SECONDS --> CUTSCENE ---> +Rince and Repeat.+

Who really cares if Cloud is "hot"?! I WANT TO MOVE MY CHARACTER IN FINAL FANTASY!! GRAARAG!#% /explode

by Saria April 20, 2006

Every mans fantasy

Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of capri sun, 3 jimmy fucking faggots, and one 4 year grandpa named jimmity jackhammer jerry.

Every mans fantasy is what your whore of a mother does with me every saturday night.

by Cock lover January 11, 2009