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empty semantics

An insult derived from an irrelevant but pithy-sounding technical term. Combining the perjorative and jargon terms feigns a deep, smart reason for refusing to shed ignorance.
James felt fearful and unaccustomed to using his own mind and habitually ceased his thinking at the perimeter of his peer group's established belief system. When someone posted an article with ideas threatening its gossamer bonds, his instinct for conservation drove him to cry, "Empty semantics!"
by facebook_is_the_best November 6, 2017
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Empty watermelon

Guy 1 : Man I thought she was gonna let me fuck.
Guy 2 : nah she was just an empty watermelon cuh.
by The wise skunk January 28, 2020
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Big Empty

A song by the American rock band Stone Temple Pilots that first appeared in 1994 on the soundtrack of the film The Crow.
AllMusic critic Stephen Thomas Erlewine wrote that "'Big Empty' is a perfect encapsulation of mainstream alienation"4 and praised it as a highlight on Purple.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Empty humor

A type of humor where the punchline is the lack of
"He enjoys empty humor"
by Isaaccapa January 28, 2024
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Empty Scene

Referring to someone who is utterly useless and his words do not contribute anything meaningful to society, in a particular scenario. (used as a verb or noun).
"Bro, he's such an empty scene in this rave party. Look at him playing with his pant buttons when we're all dancing."
> This example is an empty scene. Coz it makes no sense.
by Cheena1990 January 2, 2021
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Empty the Vactor

Public Works slang for taking a number 2
Me: I’m gonna go and empty the vactor real quick
Coworker: I already did that earlier today
Me: No the Vactor, my bowels!
Coworker: oh! That Vactor
by Jahamez August 28, 2022
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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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