Ditch Slap

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.

- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?

- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.

by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009

ditchbag

someone who says they will meet up and hang out, only to change there mind later on that day.

turtles a real ditchbag, he was gonna burn one and now hes just at home being a peice of shit.

by andthebrakesfailed October 20, 2009

Ditch

A combined of a dick and a bitch

Don't be such a ditch

by Tonssss November 26, 2016

Text-Ditcher

A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.

John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"

Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."

John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"

by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010

skin ditch

A euphemism for a dirty vagina.

That skin ditch from the bus station offered to blow me for a danish.

snatch quim cooze cunt vag

by Breakshite December 13, 2010

Nigger ditch

The camel toe of a heavy set black woman

Man 1: hey that girl is huge
Man 2: she's got a nigger ditch the size of the Nile though

by ZASJ August 2, 2016

Pitch and ditch

To put a small child to bed quickly by putting her in her room and leaving, avoiding bedtime rituals.

She didn't want to hear any bedtime stories, so I had to pitch and ditch.

by tommyleftone November 26, 2010