Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.
by Gliderman January 25, 2011
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A freakin awesome British streetdance goup who won Britain's got talent 2009. They have 11 members aged from 14 to 26 and have been on two European tours, performed for/ met the queen, and performed for/met the prime minister. The members of this group are: Ashley Banjo, Jordan Banjo, Matt McNaughton, Ian McNaughton, Jamie McNaughton, Sam Craske, Mitchell Craske, Warren Russel, Ike Ezekwugo, Perri Kiely, and Terry Smith.
Did you get tickets to the Diversity tour?
YES I did they were sold out in two hours!
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ohmigosh all the members of Diversity are so talented! And Perri's hair is awesome i love it hahaha
YES I did they were sold out in two hours!
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ohmigosh all the members of Diversity are so talented! And Perri's hair is awesome i love it hahaha
by improvnash January 18, 2011
Get the diversity mug.Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.
In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.
Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.
The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.
Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.
The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"
John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"
Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"
John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"
Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"
Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"
John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"
Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 26, 2014
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When Tracy was passed over for the weekend anchor position because she didn't fulfill the television network's diversity quotient, she brought up the fact that she suffers from Crohn's disease. The network, following the guidelines of meme diversity, ignored her rebuttal and Tracy was stuck as a reporter for years to come.
by D. Y. Vetz January 29, 2021
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Chase: “hey charli what’s the university of diversity?”
Charli: “renegade, renegade”
*Enter Poloboy* “ceo of diversity”
Charli: “renegade, renegade”
*Enter Poloboy* “ceo of diversity”
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When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.
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