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The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.
Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver
by Master Seacock April 8, 2019
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diversity quashing

when the government discourages interracial relationships even though whites will still be the majority in any scenario
The diversity quashing was made to keep people afraid of coming up short in their endeavors.
by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019
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diversing

People are getting more and more different from each other
This world is diversing, so many genders and shit.
by 100% White Milk December 24, 2019
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African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.
Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.
by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019
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diverse it up

"Diverse it up" is a loose and friendly term meaning to try different things for the sake of change, or even inclusion. Try green salsa! Polka dots, not stripes. Hire the other kid, not your nephew. Vote for someone who does not look like you.
In a surreptitiously recorded conversation in the Abbey Road studio, producer George Martin told the boys they needed to diverse it up, and add some horns to the song, "All You Need Is Love".
by ElCommissioner May 30, 2019
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Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.
Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!
by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017
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Diver

you smell like a diver”
by Damien Bliver December 30, 2017
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