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Dingus water

The dingus water is that in which is ejected from the end of a man's dingus. It is also known is weiner water, pishcatoo, or piss. It is yellow in color and sometimes smells of rotten cabbage. It has the magical powers of turning white with the more fluid taken in at the opposite end of the holder, of said dingus.
My grandpa diaper is full of dingus water in the front and mudd butt paste in the rear
by Greg-storestopper April 27, 2021
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Dingus

A person that is acting like an idiot for attention
*sara tripped on purpose* Sara you big dingus!
by DarlingDucky February 2, 2020
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Double Dog Dingus

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.
“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
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The Dingus Club

The dingus club is a group of close to 15 people. It is a ranked group, the higher the rank, the more power you have over the dingus club.it has also been around about a year. It was created by a friend group one day in school. The original founders are Amber, Elijah, and Zack. Last names will be kept private. Amber is the leader, Elijah is the Co-leader, and Zack is the first V.I.P.. Many people have joined afterwords.

The ranks include:
Leader
Co-leader
V.I.P.S
Security
Members
"Look, its the dingus club."
by Elijahs definitions August 16, 2022
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The Dingus Fallacy

Making an assumption that, since there are REASONS WHY some thing exists, therefore that thing does NOT exist.
Rashaan: The "gender gap in pay" is a myth! The fact is that women CHOOSE lower paying jobs so they can spend more time with their family.

Han: So, the fact that women make less money than men is false, because there is a reason women make less money than men? Look out, big brain time! Sounds like you've committed the Dingus Fallacy.
by alienacean October 29, 2020
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Dingus

Basically, a dingus is somebody who does stupid shit, usually for attention.
Oh my god, Solomon Hergeshiemer, you'r such a dingus!
by M.unchie543 April 26, 2019
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Dingus

Colloquial: Person who rings (“dings”) the bells, ie: in a bell tower or at a church.

Modern: mechanical device used to ring large bells, similar to a club or mallet.
My kids asked me what a “dingus” is, and I made up on the spot that it’s a person who dings bells. So now I am adding it to urban dictionary so I can look it up online and prove the definition to be real.
by Questionmark85 June 5, 2022
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