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Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.
by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010
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decreaseifying

Purposely decrease the quality of a product to make it seem like you actually made it.
Him: Why you mad bro?
You: I am way to many assignments behind!
Him: That sucks bro, want the English essay due last Thursday?
You: Most def bro - You are the man!
Him: No problem! Just remember decreaseifying it.
You: You know it!
by KIA-- April 28, 2011
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Decrepitating

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.
"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"
by Somerlea October 6, 2013
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Deforestation

When you're masturwaiting and you unconsciously play with your pubes to the point that they are removed, generally only in a certain area.
"Ooh, I like the scenery tonight, baby. Have you been manscaping exotically for me?"
"Just a bit of deforestation, love. I know how you enjoy things kinky."
by Mortechant June 29, 2015
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Degree Fatigue

The draining experience of being surrounded by a-holes who are convinced that their academic degree earns them limitless credibility. Degree fatigue can lead to distrust, eye-rolling, jadedness, cubicle-induced Stockholm Syndrome, and the reluctant acquiring of degrees oneself.
Plagued by degree fatigue, a lowly research assistant listened once more as a senior faculty member turned the phrase "I didn't see that email" into someone else's problem.
by BirdatLowTide March 28, 2017
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google degree

a degree that is achieved by an individual that has gained knowledge, in their desired area of expertise, by "googling" all information in a specific area of expertise.
Basit from Pakistan is of no help because he only holds a google degree in IT.
by rlmhandle January 15, 2015
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heatus decreasus

The Harry Potter spell to make the tempature go down, BECAUSE IT GETS SO, FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE!
*104 degrees*

Harry: HEATUS DECREASUS!
*drops down to 65 degrees
Harry: much better
by begone-clot September 8, 2018
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