An event at your local school that (in the school staff's opinion) "will allow students to kick back and have fun with friends". Basically, what a school dance consists of is a live DJ playing pop and hip-hop (very unsettling for a rock fan), teachers, and of course, the students all dancing away at a large area at school. They're all supposed to have fun, right?
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
...No, not really. In my case, the school had us sign a "Behavior Agreement Form", which restricts you from holding hands with others, forming mosh pits, and all that good stuff that goes in a dance. AUTOMATIC DOUCHINESS. That's probably what my classmates thought, so very few people ever show up to the dance. Last year, roughly 100 students showed up out of the 1260 in the 6th & 7th grades. This year, only 3 people out of the 540 8th graders showed up, and the dance was instantly canceled.
The moral of the story? If your school makes you sign a douchy behavior agreement form for a school dance, it's automatically shitty. Don't go.
by Mayu Mizuki <3 October 11, 2009
Get the school dancemug. by D. Gould February 23, 2006
Get the song and dancemug. by Patrick Nusbaum January 22, 2009
Get the square dancemug. When a guy takes off his top and does a breakdance robotic movement in celebration of success, like how Lin Dan of China celebrated after winning his men's singles badminton match against Lee Chong Wei of Malaysia in the semi-finals Thomas Cup 2010.
Especially if he pwned, owned, trashed someone in a game.
Especially if he pwned, owned, trashed someone in a game.
1. I hope he won't do the Lin Dance after winning cos he sure will offend some people
2. After winning an excruciating match, he Lin Danced in celebration to the roar of the crowd!
2. After winning an excruciating match, he Lin Danced in celebration to the roar of the crowd!
by ThomasCup May 29, 2010
Get the Lin Dancemug. The act of hopping repeatedly with the thighs pressed tightly together when one's bladder is full to avoid an involuntary release of urine.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
Get the potty dancemug. 1) the NCAA basketball tournament
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
1) "Hell yeah...we're going to the big dance! Money!"
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
by Nick D February 25, 2003
Get the the big dancemug. by MezWI December 1, 2010
Get the dancing juicemug.