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Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger 

A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
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Cooked cunt 

Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.
I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.

Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?
Cooked cunt by Pax1741 January 1, 2022

cooked chook 

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.
cooked chook by Levelz31 July 7, 2023

Fully Cooked 

to be all good; a positive occurance; a great movie; not raw; cool.
Yo G! That movie was fully cooked!
Fully Cooked by strange homeless February 9, 2000

Wally holly nil crookes 

Definition: the most beautiful person I have ever seen, she is extremely entertaining (especially when u sit next to her in maths) and never fails to make you laugh. She is the most honest person you will ever meet and you are so thankful to have her in your life. She is the best friend anyone would be extremely luck to have.
Woah that’s wally holly nil crookes she’s extremely awesome at spinning on poles outside food tech!
the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly
Courtneys toes are all crocked
crocked by i dont know November 26, 2002

cooked ass 

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt
OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!