cert

To certify or to show off something for example your wealth.

Damn these new loafers I bought cert my pocket.

by Forces July 20, 2006

Dead Cert

someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!

i hope the dead certs arent out tonight..they tang!

by yellow dragon August 20, 2006

certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

Certain

she's that girl that you can't keep off your mind. She's the most amazing girl you will ever meet and you don't know what you could ever do without her. She's too beautiful to even describe her as the most perfect girl in the world. You'll wanna hold her and never let go and when you kiss her you won't be able to stop. She's the sweetest girl that has an attitude like a baddie but also has a soft side she has the most amazing body you have ever layed your eyes on there's no other girl like her. All you have to do is look into her gorgeous eyes and you will fall in love.

Hey,do you know someone called Certain?

by your babymomma March 25, 2017

cerote

Cerote is a Central American word for turd. When Central Americans arrive in the U.S. they called Mexicans cerotes, and Mexicans only laugh because they didn't know the meaning of the word turd cerote. Since Mexicans are mostly indians and their vocabulary is very limited in Spanish. The same thing happens with Mexicans born in the U.S., their English is very limited and they have an accent.

Since Mexicans are ignorant and they speak a mess up Spanish, they say 'guey', 'polecia' 'aguelo' when the words are 'buey', 'policia', 'abuelo'.

Salvadoran: El cerote traga nopales solo se rie cuando le digo cerote, que ignorante! 1978.
The turd prickly-pear-cactus eater only laughs when I call him turd, what an ignorant! 1978.

Guatemalan: Que se puede esperar de un mono mexicaca, la palabra cerote no existe en su vocabulario mexicaca. 1978.
What do you expect from a Mexican monkey, the word turd doesn't exist in the Mexican vocabulary.

by Questone August 4, 2010

certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016