carson-newman university

a small shitty school in Jefferson, City TN. 70% of the students are athletes. 10% are nursing students. other 20% are kids from Knoxville that are too scared to go to UT.

The students that go to carson-newman university are like the home-schooled kids in high school.

by madiekay December 2, 2017

Carson Jute

A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.

"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"

by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019

carson king

this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls

carson king is dope as hell.

by dopest mother fucker ever May 25, 2017

Carson Daly

I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.

1. He has 2 hang out with Good Charlotte. Enough said.

by dark soul March 17, 2004

Carson Palmer

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.

{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick

by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006

Carson Dials

All around dick nugget loves to have fun with friends. Has a good personality and a huge dick. Loves fuckin da hoes and eatin good pussy. If you piss him off he’lol scuolve you in the taint. He likes to say nigger and beats off 3 to 4 times a day. Funny as hell and has good memes but is sensitive when it comes to girls. This nigga loves sweetarts and hitting da juul. He beat beat beats the fuck out of his dick. He is an all around chode lickin ass fuckin nigger dick suckin faggot.

I love Carson Dials that chode ass nigga beatin dick scuolvin cunt lickin fuck faced faggot

by chodebitch555 September 29, 2019

Carson Westberg

Carson Westberg is a funny guy who will try to make everyone around him feel good and be happy. This is someone you don’t want on your bad side because even though he is generally nice to you when he is mad he will not hold back. He has a tendency to flirt with everyone he talks to and will usually win over girls just by winking at them. He mountain bikes casually and skis very well. He works very hard and tries his best to make the world a better place. He is super attractive but won’t let it get to his head.

“Woah that Carson Westberg is starting to play lacrosse!”

“Carson Westberg is so cute omg!!”

“Carson Westberg did you write this page?”

by The One True Rizzler September 23, 2023