A girl with beautiful blonde hair and a smile to light up the world
Usually a bit aggressive
Squat form is horrid, but she makes up for it in other ways
Usually a bit aggressive
Squat form is horrid, but she makes up for it in other ways
by Patty H November 22, 2021
Get the Carsonmug. by anonymous August 8, 2022
Get the Carsonmug. He is so awesome, he is the best, especially if his last name is Pollock. he is the best a cookie clicker and Zelda. If he is best friends with a guy named Ryan, they are both awesome.he is the best at every thing
by ThFDSWuiiufrt January 14, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Carson, carUson, carsoN<.7.9.7.6>mug. by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022
Get the Carson Eli Bearmug. A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022
Get the Crackhouse Carsonmug. When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
Get the Carson Johnsonmug.