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bread shift 

The shift in-between the 3rd and 1st shift, that is a real drag. Usually starting at 2 to 4 AM to sometime in the late morning. Not considered the graveyard or morning shift. It is the shift in-between the two that leaves the worker in despair because their sleep cycle is not in sync with other shifts. It is the shift that leaves you in solitude and loneliness. People who work the bread shift are usually anti-social and sad, but have much loyalty to the company. It is called the "Bread Shift" because most bread vendors tend to work these awkward hours.
Jonesy works the bread shift, sometimes people do not even know he worked here. He was a stranger at company meetings who looked like a zombie due to an awkward sleep schedule. The bread shift sucks.
bread shift by Vaimaster7 February 2, 2019
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Bread sweats 

From eating too much bread. Much like eating to much meat.
Chad, I think I have the bread sweats from eating all those soft pretzels.
Bread sweats by Saymyusername October 3, 2019

Bread Bully 

A person that gets money by any means necessary
He a real bread bully, he always hustlin.
Bread Bully by Teezy Money December 4, 2019

Bread Eggs 

A breakfast food of the Southern Heritage that consists of bread dipped in eggs then fried to a golden brown. Served with syrup.
Hey Connie , time to eat, Mama made Bread Eggs for breakfast.
Bread Eggs by Ms Kitty Lorraine December 31, 2019

Bread without the bowl 

1. Commonly misunderstood by dumbass employees at Panera bread. Dumb fucks
I asked for the bread WITHOUT THE FUCKING BOWL. Bread without the bowl
Bread without the bowl by FAPBOI August 29, 2020

bread bois 

bread bois is an extremely hilarious YouTube channel in witch father kills son for watching Asian cartoons
person 1: are you subscribed to the bread bois?
person 2: no, who are they?
person 1: unacceptable
person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
bread bois by valcho November 9, 2020

bread arson 

A concept created by an anonymous genius. It is executed as follows:

1. Gather all of the bread from your nearby grocery store in loafs.

2: line the streets with the bread you have acquired, it will no longer be sustenance.

3: To acquire a lighter and set each bread piece ablaze and watch as it demolishes the city in which it lines.

4: After all of the bread is burnt to a crisp and every living thing is demolished, then the birds will feed off of the charred remains of what was once loafs and they will pick at your bones
If my mom doesn't buy me a PS5 then I'm going to commit bread arson.
bread arson by BraidMyAssHairDaddy November 22, 2020