blobblin

Meandering around with no purpose, trying to avoid doing work, being extra lazy and lax about anything and everything.

I'm so bored today, I'm just blobblin around the office looking for people to talk to, avoiding work and being a waste of space.

by suzy qzee June 3, 2013

Blob'ed

A noun that defines a guy that has a seriously round squelchy face. Normally Blob'ed's have a weird round nose and a very ugly face.

Boy: Who's that? He looks butters!
Girl: He's Blob'ed

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 12, 2016

Blobturd

The physical state of a soul

I can see your blobturd

by BurntBrownies September 5, 2016

Blob out

When an individual high on cannabis sits for periods of time not focusing on their surroundings, but contemplating life; acting like a 'blob'.

Sorry what did you say? I just blobbed out

Did you blob out again?

by Charli Dawzz June 24, 2016

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

blobvis

One of the beautifullest, sexiest animals. A little bit big nose. But it doesn't matter because he is really nice. He lives real and is special. Girls that them see can stop touching him. Summeriesed it's the best chick fixer.

The holy blobvis.

by Blobvis March 2, 2017

blobbermouth

Someone who is incapable of having a conversation without spit leaving their mouth.

God, you're a blobbermouth!

by Natho1234 April 4, 2017