Bloke

When used by American servicemen in the UK the word 'bloke' means Englishman, as in a local. Because of the similarity between English and American-English languages it is common place for the US serviceman to fraternize with the indigent, local population, especially in pubs. The word 'bloke' allows US servicemen to identify someone as a local indigent.

He has never heard of the Cleveland Cavaliers, he's a bloke!

by WisconsinLimey January 27, 2010

Dishy bloke

A sarcastic terminology used to describe a lad who is just not blessed in the looks department. Basically an ugly fucker!

Leanne: oh my days...look at the fookin state of him, did ya see?

Louise: oooooo fookin 'ell, dishy bloke...he'd defo get it!!

by Lulu and Lele March 7, 2008

El Psy Congroo Bloke

Those anime scrubs of Steins;Gate who read the subs and read the dubs and think it's El Psy Congroo and Ruka... and Mokea...
SCUM!!!

Oh... you're an anime guy?
So you're an El Psy Congroo bloke?

by [e-mail] March 19, 2017

Baloney cheeks

Baloney cheeks is the process of having densely thick cheeks that, when fapped, produce a beautiful flubbering sound.

"Fuck you have some baloney cheeks, fap them for me,"

by chugby December 16, 2016

Bloke

Noun -

British slang for a man that is typically stereotyped as being average or normal. Bloke is also sometimes used to describe a man who is normally seen outside in crowded areas. A synonym for this could be "Average Joe".

Person 1 - "Some guy picked up the pen I had dropped today."
Person 2 - "Sounds like a nice bloke."

by UncleDuckFace April 22, 2018

bloke

A man. Subjectively superior to the word 'lad'

I hate blokes, man!

by y0slaap July 20, 2018

Bloke

Steve Irwin

Wow, Steve Irwin ... What a bloke

by Douche rat March 11, 2019