Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

gummy bear

A gummy bear is the most amazing person on earth, they're sweet caring and funny. They also give great hugs and are really comfortable to sleep on.

You're a gummy bear

by noodlesssssss September 24, 2019

Bear Trapped

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.

"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"

by provparkside December 18, 2012

Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

by Kuyo January 14, 2010

Swedish Beard Exchange

A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.

Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"

by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011

Is the Pope a Bear?

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.

Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"

by Ca8o0s3 December 12, 2009

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004