A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.
by G-Dawg May 27, 2003
Get the Barking dog mug.When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
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An expression used when to insult a person when they are being foolish, smart, funny, or any possible thing. Can be used for anyone.
Gilbert: What is the capital of Polishland?
Gertrude: What?
Gilbert: Your mother
Gertrude: Ahhhh you blarky gnarc.
Gertrude: What?
Gilbert: Your mother
Gertrude: Ahhhh you blarky gnarc.
by BlarkyGnarc July 20, 2010
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Get the bark burn mug.A masochistic wankers that prolly gets off to shoving curry up his arse. Loves it when grannies suck his back red.
James Charles is such a barker
by JustinTheWanker March 7, 2021
Get the Barker mug.1. To get beat at an auction or another other bidding contest by one dollar above your bid at the last minute.
2. Getting outbid by another contestant by a contestant after you at the One Bid game on the show 'The Price is Right.'
2. Getting outbid by another contestant by a contestant after you at the One Bid game on the show 'The Price is Right.'
"I was on ebay yesterday and thought I was gonna win it for 100 bucks, then some guy bid 101 at the last minute. I got Bob Barker'd!"
Barker: "How much do you bid?"
Man: "1380."
Barker: "And whats your bid, ma'am?"
Woman: "1381"
Barker: "Actual retail price, $1400."
Man: "Damn!"
Barker: "How much do you bid?"
Man: "1380."
Barker: "And whats your bid, ma'am?"
Woman: "1381"
Barker: "Actual retail price, $1400."
Man: "Damn!"
by SenorShepard November 13, 2010
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