birthday boned

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

by Clementilly December 24, 2013

birthday moment

Similar to moment, except refers specifically to birthdays.

May cause you to do things you would not normally do.

I wasn't going to get drunk, but the birthday moment overpowered me!

by vgmak March 4, 2010

Birthday Stacker

A term used to describe the day(s) before and after your birthday filled with tomfoolery. A Birthday Stacker can be made up of whatever the birthday person deems stacker-worthy. For some its going out and getting belligerent with friends, for others its eating a really good sandwich. Birthday stackers are all about customization, and no Birthday Stacker is too long.

Damn, Helen is really stacking for her birthday this year. Her birthday stacker starts on Tuesday swimming with sharks and ends Sunday with a quaint brunch.

by Parihell September 12, 2018

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.

Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."

by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018

donjo’s birthday

may 12, 2004 is the day donjo became born . on this great day , celebrated by many all , he will be remembered as the “emotional white girl support person.”

white girl: OMG it's donjo’s birthday go wish him a happy birthday >.<

by dm.banks May 9, 2020

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012