Ukrainian Bidet

When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019

hood bidet

When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.

I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.

by seas726 April 3, 2021

Failed Biden Pullout

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.

In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."

by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021

Birmingham Bidet

When you poop in a porta potty and you get some of the blue water backsplash on your butt

Steve had Taco Bell and had to poop really bad and saw a porta potty, but ended up going in the woods because he didn’t want to give himself a Birmingham Bidet

by LieutenantDangle August 29, 2021

Full Biden

Full Biden, the complete loss of cognitive focus manifested by verbal gaffes, inappropriate gestures, self humiliation, emotional labilty, situational unawareness, confusion raising concerns about actual dementia

Last nite I drank so much I went “Full Biden” at that party and made a complete fool of myself.

by Ofashea September 13, 2021

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

by Big Hodge October 27, 2021

wet Biden

A nasty smelling poop-producing, have-to-change-your-clothes fart.

Mitchell ran home to change his clothes because he cut a wet Biden.

by Shecares November 11, 2021