I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!
by Treegerson October 25, 2013
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Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
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"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 6, 2015
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The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
by Charlemagne1993 August 2, 2016
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Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019
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Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023
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