rich bastard

Another word for The College Board

Those rich bastards running The College Board make me pay to take a test that I'm going to fail anyways.

by Gape Newell October 07, 2015

Creamy Bastards

Multiple pints of Guinness

I can't wait to finish work and drain some creamy bastards!

by sirArfur September 23, 2010

Handsome Bastard

An ikemen in a hentai that is alpha, naughty, sexy, muscular, and most importantly, HORNY AS FUCK. The equivalent of the bad boy every girl wants to screw. He has a voice as hot as Levi and some mad fingering skills.

Girl 1: I'm so sick of seeing ugly bastards, dumb virgins with milfs, and beta losers in a harem
Girl 2: Have you seen the new firefighter hentai? Petition for hanime to start a handsome bastard tag!

by wanglinkai February 10, 2021

bastard fairies

the worlds greatest band.

thebastardfairies.com Prepare for enlightenment, for the bastard fairies shall take over soon.

by Shmebla. October 08, 2006

Sad Bastards

A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.

"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."

by beebo April 18, 2005

Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 30, 2009

Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014